No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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