Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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