Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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