so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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