Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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