is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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