so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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