i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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