Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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