chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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