Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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