11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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