so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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