He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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