Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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