I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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