After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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