i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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