I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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