id be glad to
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Found your dick twin last night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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