she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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