I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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