Nicole vs. Life
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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