i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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