Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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