next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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