Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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