were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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