I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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