I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
that's an acceptable place to lick
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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