who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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