Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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