that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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