Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I love you.
Bad choice
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