Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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