even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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