Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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