I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
COCAINE IS GR8
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