i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He has the fingertips of a God
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