I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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