Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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