We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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