Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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