I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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