I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
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so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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