hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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