white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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