These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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