I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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