i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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