Three words: puerto rican gang bang
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We had to coat check the pizza.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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