I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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