yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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