my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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