I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Help. Why am I so naked?
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